Let's do this in a thread.....You've won the powerball. What is your new DD?

Kinja'd!!! "Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast." (twostrokesmoke)
01/10/2016 at 13:30 • Filed to: None

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You know my answer.

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My other choices for “fun” cars actually make this one seem reasonable.

And this..becasue I’m a wierdo.

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DISCUSSION (44)


Kinja'd!!! Anon > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
01/10/2016 at 13:31

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For the first week I think it would be a Matte Black LaFerrari. Because land fighter jet!


Kinja'd!!! DrJohannVegas > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
01/10/2016 at 13:35

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I finally build the A8 Avant I’ve always wanted. Maybe with a big-ish diesel in it. Manual, ofc.

(No image, because most shops are mediocre, and the Avantissimo concept has not aged well.)


Kinja'd!!! mazda616 > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
01/10/2016 at 13:35

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P90D yo

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Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
01/10/2016 at 13:37

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Kinja'd!!! Nick Has an Exocet > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
01/10/2016 at 13:37

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Same car, but ALL the mods.


Kinja'd!!! Cherry_man1 > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
01/10/2016 at 13:38

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If I can fit inside of it, that or a R8 V10


Kinja'd!!! TheJWT > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
01/10/2016 at 13:39

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But seriously though

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Kinja'd!!! MLGCarGuy > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
01/10/2016 at 13:40

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Dis one.


Kinja'd!!! Viggen > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
01/10/2016 at 13:41

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Kinja'd!!! Life and Times of Magoo: The People's Champ > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
01/10/2016 at 13:41

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Daily? No such thing if I have a half billion.

I’ll spin a wheel and see which parking stall is chosen.

#parkinggarage

Singer 911 to play along tho


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
01/10/2016 at 13:49

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Very low mileage 2003 V6 Camry.

Oh but the fun list.. you don’t even want to know thr radness!

I’ll give you a taste, for starters, one of each 2016 LMGT.


Kinja'd!!! Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > Cherry_man1
01/10/2016 at 13:50

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For that much money you could have them build you one that you could fit in.


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01/10/2016 at 13:51

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I will only allow the Camry answer if you swear to make it into a beastly sleeper.


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01/10/2016 at 13:56

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01/10/2016 at 13:58

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I stand by yesterday’s answer. I’d have plenty of other cars, for sure, but I want a big, single-cab, manual, 4x4 truck for everyday driving. And then I’ll be up in the mountains, driving over shit. If you need to find me, just follow the tire tracks and the smell of diesel and cigar smoke.


Kinja'd!!! Cherry_man1 > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
01/10/2016 at 13:58

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Ya, but I like to keep cars original somewhat, I don’t like altering their bodies a whole lot.


Kinja'd!!! Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
01/10/2016 at 13:59

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Kinja'd!!! smobgirl > MLGCarGuy
01/10/2016 at 14:04

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I can’t believe I’ve never noticed the emblem headlights before.

Also I support this choice.


Kinja'd!!! smobgirl > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
01/10/2016 at 14:14

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Kinja'd!!! bingham123 > Cherry_man1
01/10/2016 at 14:15

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you wouldnt have to alter the cars body at all. maybe move the seat rails back an inch or two. my friends dad was 6ft 8 and only ever drove around in a original mini with the seat bolted 2" further back. he has since moved on to a range rover


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
01/10/2016 at 14:18

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I’d drive it around the same way I drive the Rangie, scaring the living crap out of all the small econoboxes with tremendous noise and prejudice.


Kinja'd!!! Cherry_man1 > bingham123
01/10/2016 at 14:21

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Ya I understand that but because of the inside space you would have to cut the body of the SLS to move the seats I think, I think we need to page Battery Tender for facts on the SLS


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
01/10/2016 at 14:21

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V6 manual is plenty to keep a low profile


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01/10/2016 at 14:24

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Kinja'd!!! f86sabre > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
01/10/2016 at 14:27

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We are in rare air, but there are options...

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01/10/2016 at 14:28

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Kinja'd!!! Frenchlicker > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
01/10/2016 at 14:33

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I couldn’t choose just one DD, but my new garage/world headquarters would look something like this.


Kinja'd!!! TheVancen- In Pursuit of a Greater Payday and Car Parts > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
01/10/2016 at 14:37

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Being Canadian, it would be a question of winning the 50 million lotto max, but I’d probably just DD my can in the winter and my SHO in the summer.

The van would get a new emissions legal engine, a mild 351 or even a newer modular crate motor if one would fit. Maybe a V8 Powerstroke. Then I’d do up the interior with some shag, captains chairs and a big ole TV. And a water bed. For period correctness.

The SHO would get fixed and maybe swapped to RWD. But I’d leave it it’s many colours for maximum sleeper.


Kinja'd!!! traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
01/10/2016 at 14:49

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Go big or go home!

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Kinja'd!!! 911e46z06 > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
01/10/2016 at 15:47

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I also answered this yesterday

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Kinja'd!!! Ed, for the old good times > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
01/10/2016 at 16:03

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DD? Cars are for track and fun.

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Kinja'd!!! Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > 911e46z06
01/10/2016 at 16:09

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My other favorite.


Kinja'd!!! Dusty Ventures > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
01/10/2016 at 17:08

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Because I suspect when you’re worth $500 million the last thing you want to do is call attention to yourself every time you’re out in public. I would have some exciting, fun, head-turning cars, but I’d keep my daily something that flies under the radar of most people.


Kinja'd!!! Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > Dusty Ventures
01/10/2016 at 17:16

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Well, that’s what your escorts are for, to clear the poors out of your way, because anywhere you go is obviously more important than where they are going. Seriously, like I am going to allow their gaze to fall upon me and my fortunes! ( I would make an excellent Hobbit style dragon)


Kinja'd!!! Dusty Ventures > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
01/10/2016 at 17:28

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If there’s anything we’ve learned from Hobbit-style dragons, it’s that when people know about your big stash of gold it’s only a matter of time before they assemble a party to kill you and steal it.


Kinja'd!!! Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
01/10/2016 at 18:05

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Timelessly elegant and doesn’t shout that I am rich beyond belief. I’d also slap a turbo on my current Mazda5 6MT and make it a MazdaSpeed5 so that I’d have a practical vehicle. I might buy a toy or two, but the ones above would be my DDs.


Kinja'd!!! Buick Mackane > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
01/10/2016 at 18:11

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Alfa Romeo BAT

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Kinja'd!!! Drinkslikafix > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
01/10/2016 at 18:30

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This:

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or this:

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because folks would expect my Jag.


Kinja'd!!! Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > Dusty Ventures
01/10/2016 at 18:49

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There will be many attempts before success. I can deal with that.


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01/10/2016 at 19:37

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Kinja'd!!! Autofixation > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
01/10/2016 at 19:40

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Brabus 850 Wagon (Modded E63 AMG S)


Kinja'd!!! Wurrwulf > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
01/10/2016 at 23:00

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I live in a city with awful streets, so my DD wouldn’t be something too crazy. Something easy to replace/get fixed. Probably a big Merc or Audi. The toys would be nuts, but the DDs would be a bit more sensible.


Kinja'd!!! Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > Wurrwulf
01/11/2016 at 02:42

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With that much money, you could have the streets paved yourself.


Kinja'd!!! Bryson > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
01/11/2016 at 10:56

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